Before < Marriage < After

A friend sent this article to me the other day. I thought the writer (unknown) was brilliant, the way he put things together. Though it doesn't happen to every married couple, just share a laugh. Why not? The most important thing is, do you remember why did you married that man/woman years ago. I hope that you don't have to read this article from the bottom up. Have a great day.

Before marriage....

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage....

Simply work your way up from the bottom.