Five Things About Kids

No. 1:

You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk; Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.

No. 2:

Grandchildren are God's reward for not illing your own children.

No. 3

Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.

No. 4

Children seldom miss quote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

No. 5

The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

The moral of the story: Be nice to your kids, they will choose your nursing home. And finally, if you have a lot of tension and you t headaches too, DO AS THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE SAYS: Take 2 aspirin and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN ^__^